House MD es una de mis series de TV favoritas y la primera temporada (la menos espectacular, la más intelectual) es mi favorita asi que todas las citas a continuación son de dicha temporada
House: If we don't talk to them, they can't lie to us, and we can't lie to them. Humanity is overrated.
Dr. Foreman: Isn't treating patients why we became doctors?
House: No, treating illnesses is why we became doctors. Treating patients is what makes most doctors miserable.
Rebecca Adler: I just want to die with a little dignity.
Dr. House: There's no such thing! Our bodies break down, sometimes when we're 90, sometimes before we're even born, but it always happens and there's never any dignity in it. I don't care if you can walk, see, wipe your own ass. It's always ugly -- Always! We can live with dignity; we can't die with it.
Dr. Cameron: It's hard to work for a guy who doesn't respect me.
House: Why?
Dr. Cameron: Was that rhetorical?
House: No. Just seems that way because you can't think of an answer.
House: You know another really good business? Teeny tiny baby coffins. You can get them in frog green or fire engine red. Really. The antibodies in yummy mummy only protect the kid for six months, which is why these companies think they can gouge you. They think that you'll spend whatever they ask to keep your kid alive. Want to change things? Prove them wrong. A few hundred parents like you decide they'd rather let their kid die than cough up forty bucks for a vaccination, believe me, prices will drop really fast.
House: Another reason I don't like meeting patients. If they don't know what you look like, they can't yell at you.
Dr. Cameron: What about sex?
House: Well, it might get complicated. We work together, I'm older certainly, but maybe you like that . . .
Dr. Cameron: I meant maybe he has neuro syphilis.
House: (winks) Nice cover.
Dr. Cameron: So, a woman can't express her interest in sex without it being some professional power play?
House: No. If you look the way you do and you say what you said, you have to be aware of the effect that it's going to have on men.
Dr. Cameron: Men should grow up.
House: Yeah, and dogs should stop licking themselves. It's not going to happen.
House: Occam's Razor; the simplest explanation is that someone screwed up.
House: If I'd said to Foreman, "Nice try, it was a great guess, but sorry, not this time," what do you think he'd be doing right now?
Dr. Wilson: I think he'd be going home not feeling like a piece of crap.
House: Exactly.
Dr. Wilson: You want him to feel like a piece of crap?
House: No - I don't want him going home.
House: Make a note; I should never doubt myself.
Dr. Wilson: I think you'll remember. It wouldn't hurt for you to be wrong now and again.
House: What? You don't care about these people?
House: What would you prefer - a doctor who holds your hand while you die, or a doctor who ignores you while you get better? I guess it would particularly suck to have a doctor who ignores you while you die.
House: Lift up your arms. You have a parasite.
Jill: Like a tapeworm or something?
House: Lie back and lift up your sweater. You can put your arms down.
Jill: Can you do anything about it?
House: Only for about a month or so. After that it becomes illegal to remove, except in a couple of states.
Jill: Illegal?
House: Don't worry. Many women learn to embrace this parasite. They name it, dress it up in tiny clothes, arrange playdates with other parasites...
Jill: Playdates...
House: (showing her sonogram) It has your eyes.
House: I've found that when you want to know the truth about someone, that someone is probably the last person you should ask.
House: What the hell are those?
Dr. Cameron: Candy canes.
House: Candy canes? Are you mocking me?
Dr. Cameron: No. It's, it's Christmas, and I thought...
House: Relax -- it's a joke.
Luke: Is this a good hospital?
House: Depends on what you mean by "good". I like the chairs.
House: As long as you're trying to be good, you can do whatever you want.
Dr. Wilson: And as long as you're not trying, you can say whatever you want.
House: So between us, we can do whatever we want. We can rule the world!
Dr. Cameron: You want me to ask a man whose wife is about to die if he's cheating on her?
House: No, I want you to be polite and let her die.
Margo: Who are you?
House: I'm the doctor who's trying to save your son. You're the mother who's letting him die. Clarification -- it's a wonderful thing.
House: Oh, stop hiding! I'm asking you if you want to live or die, you can't even say that!
Carly: What do you want me to do? Cry?
House: Yes! I want you to tell me that your life is important to you, because I don't know! Because that's what's on the table right now; your life.
Sarah: I haven't had sex since I split up with my husband. That was almost a year ago.
House: Fine, have it your way. Immaculate conception.
Sarah: Um, what do I do?
House: Well, it's obvious. Start a religion.
House: "Idiopathic" -- from the Latin meaning "we're idiots because we can't figure out what's causing it."
House: Sorry - up late. Internet porn.
Dr. Chase: How come you're not in your office?
House: Because there is a computer in my office. If I log on, romance will ensue. My wrist might fall off.
House: If you're old enough to bleed out of your vagina, obviously you're old enough to handle a simple thing like an abortion without Mommy and Daddy's help.
Stacy: Please. If you're right, this may be (Mark's) only shot.
House: So what's your plan? You take the big dark one, I got the little girl and the Australian will run like a scared wombat if things turn rough.
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